I was in the mood for a laugh; hopefully, you are too. For any of you out there struggling with dating or getting laid, these are guaranteed 100% successful pickup lines. Of course, they aren’t guaranteed by me, though. Nope, if they don’t work (and they absolutely will), please send all complaints to igot99problems@grindr.com
#GayPickupLines You wanna ride to starbucks? Cause I like a little cream in my coffee
— Angel 💀🍍 (@bella_luna33390) April 3, 2014
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— QueenLy (@__LillyA) October 26, 2013
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— widya adi nugroho (@blueble84) October 19, 2010
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— Tracy-Lee Kirsten♡ (@Tracy4448) July 3, 2013
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— Steven Hill (@turtl3_boii) September 29, 2013
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— Avalon Mason (@avalon_mason) September 28, 2013
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— Amanda (@amanda_hadous) August 28, 2013
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— Bob Kostic (@causticbob) March 19, 2016
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— Romanian Goddess (@AlexxIsAmazzing) June 24, 2013
#GayPickupLines…Is that a keg in your pants? Because I'd love to tap that ass.
— Kev (@KevAmili) February 12, 2013
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— SigmaX (@Sigmax27) February 7, 2013
Who has two thumbs and no gag reflexes? This guy#gaypickuplines
— Shawn Byers (@RavishingRich) January 17, 2013
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— Malagkit Tumingin (@_daremenot) December 28, 2012
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— yining (@aveavila) January 4, 2015
LOL "@causticbob: #GayPickupLines Nice ass… what time does it open?"
— Mo Gbala (@6ryte) October 26, 2013
you remind me of Jenga…. cuz i wanna pull on your wood til u fall for me #gaypickuplines #fail lol
— Washington Delgado (@Washington826) December 10, 2014
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— Mike (@QueerLogic) March 9, 2014
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— ᴍᴏᴏʟᴀᴛ (@izzatznl) April 18, 2015
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— San Fran Solomita (@tyger12beightel) January 3, 2016
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— Jacob Vallejo (@BasedGinger) November 29, 2014
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— Aaron Jeremiah (@_ayoaj) September 9, 2014
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— Your Beveridge of Choice (@Tipsy_Beveridge) July 11, 2014
You've got spunk. I like that in a man. #GayPickUpLines
— 🍕 Jordano Mattel 🍕 (@JordieCriss) July 6, 2014
Who wants to joust?
— the good, the brad, and the ugly (@therealbradg) May 24, 2016
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— Justin Khoo (@justinkhoo) May 25, 2016
#gaypickuplines : I'm gonna fuck you so hard that we are actually going to create life in your anus
— azula ♛ (@emmalegere) January 3, 2014
new 'Movember' pickup line: "nice moustache– would you like me to examine your prostate?" 😀 #Movember #gaypickuplines #analprobing
— Ken Spragg (@imperator_prime) November 15, 2013
#GayPickUpLines I want us to be Man united…..you know like Mufc
— Ian Oyaro™ (@Ian4oyarow) November 3, 2013
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— jenna (@anseledgort) November 2, 2013
#GayPickupLines 'my pee pee wants to visit your fart factory'
— SH (@Goldennnfr) June 16, 2012
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— Joe Marcus (@joeasaprap) March 11, 2012
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— Jon B (@jabes_bar) November 23, 2011
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— :T: (@Shhh_itBox) April 29, 2011